“Five-shot venti americano.”

“Last week I wrote this paper while I was totally stoned. I mean, really, really stoned. And I got an A on it. I am so psyched!”

“I suck at making life-tables. I suck, suck, suck, suck, suck at making lifetables.”

“It’s crazy. I could get sent over there to get my head blown off. Blown off for no reason. Well…arms and legs blown off.”